Snooki’s kid looks cute. I’d rather see a somewhat “disheveled” kid that actually looks, you know, like a kid, than an overly-preened mini adult who isn’t allowed to tear around and play lest her updo get ruined.

It’s called Africa? What the fuck is he even saying half the time.

Kanye’s the kind of sophomoric dunce who believes that clinging to a minority opinion makes you a free thinking revolutionary as opposed to overwhelmingly wrong. He thinks he’s friggin’ Copernicus, but Copernicus didn’t think he was too smart to need books.

He’s the manager, looking over the employees appearance is part of the job. It’s also his job to say something if an employee is wearing something inappropriate which means it kinda looks like he’s incapable of doing his job.

What on earth is wrong with a sex tape? It just feels like slut shaming to keep bringing this up.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

Wasn’t aware Alton Brown was ever on the menu (so to speak), but he looks genuinely happy with his new bride. Mazel Tov to him and her, and may their wedding gifts include no unitaskers*.

At what point does Kim realize that Kanye is bad for her brand and divorce him?

Who wins a fight between a fifth-rate gossip site and a sixth-rate male mommy blogger?

Okay, but like, this is an actual quote from Curvy Wife Guy:

“Mark me elsewhere”

people who give hickeys sorta suck.

It’s a fine line bteween “porn agent” and “pimp”. Oh wait, no it’s not.

I don’t normally say things like this, but, he sounds like the kind of person nobody would miss if there was some kind of accident. 

[ This space is reserved for his mugshot. ]

“Screenshot this bitches.”

Why is it always the ones you most expect?

I would call this costume: Too lazy to get dressed on Saturday.

Ah, yes, the “my friend’s only a /statutory/ rapist” defense.

Ugh it always drives me crazy when people cite “Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord” in support of their personal vendetta. Even on its face, “vengeance is MINE” means *God* will handle consequences for wrongdoers, and you’re supposed to focus on what *you’re* doing.

Look a child rapist got a tattoo threatening a person who has a problem with the fact that she’s a child rapist! How wacky! The fuck is wrong with this site and it’s reporting on a CHILD RAPIST??? You do the bare minimum. Ignore developments for as long as possible and flat out refuse to drag A CHILD RAPIST for filth. …