Gentian violet, which used to be used to treat yeast infections. It isn’t used anymore, so no idea if it’s actually “safe”.

It was gentian violet, which used to be used to treat yeast infections and thrush years ago.

Yep. We buy a Costco jar of minced garlic every few months.

My husband, I think, has one, as a heirloom from his Wehrmacht grandfather. We do not trot it out for public display.

Well..that’s alarming.

That man is a rough night’s sleep away from a mass murder. Stay safe.

Can we get a column of cocktail pies to go along with 3 ingredient happy hour?

I like to think that, if the queen sees a dog on the street, she does as the rest of us and demands the person in the vehicle acknowledge that, indeed, there is a dog, and it is good.

Well, she has the power to ensure the wellbeing of her dogs. The subjects (of which I am one) must depend on our elected representatives.

And who could ask for a better inscription?

Like he knows what the word “fortnight” means.

To be fair, he couldn’t spell it the correct way because “The Weekend” is already a band. Allegedly.

I have long ago accepted that Jez and my ideas of attractive men are strongly divergent, and likely always will be. (Harry Styles, y’all? What are you seeing that I’m not?)

I doubt it will be on the test.

Pretty sure no one ever thought she was punk, even my backwater Alberta 12 year old ass. The headline is what we call a joke.

Indeed. If I looked like Fran Drescher, I could make a neon orange potato sack look good.

Sometimes folks miss the early 2000s.

Opossums and possums are different, I thought?

I dunno..I think a lot of know these things, but not know them. You can know something intellectually, but actually experiencing it can be a whole new ball game.

Weeks ago.