Wow. That was certainly something.

Is..is that Morticia Adams?

My pastry cutter is the most abused thing I have, and I rarely make pastry.

I’d see the value of these for backpacking or something-dehydrated meals are pretty handy.

I am so glad my parents loved me enough to teach me how to at least function without them.

Ain’t that the truth though.

Could be worse-Miley was saddled with Destiny Hope.

Bet she was Native. I don’t know about the States, but in Canada we don’t treat indigenous women like people. I can’t imagine Alaska being much different.

Carrot cake is best cake. Carrot cake cheesecake is also best.

Hi nihilist Arby’s!

Many “Hospitality degrees” are degrees in hotel management. If you own a fancy hotel for rich people, damn rights you want someone with a PHD running the place.

Might have knicked a ring from her jewelry box and got his mom’s resized. Or he gave her one of his mom’s rings previously, if she had more than one, to “test the waters”, as it were.

People don’t realize sometime that fruit is loaded with sugar.

Crepes are on of the few things my husband makes better than me.

I wrote that song on my Philosophy exam in university round 1. It’s surprisingly helpful as a study aid.

I support your aesthetic. And your dad.

I want it.

Okay, but the cow picture over your table. I want it.

It’s part of the job, but really, what the hell is this?

Preach.