Dirtbag keeps me up to date on who the cool kids are.

A “history of video games” class sounds pretty fun, honestly.

It’s pretty standard, yeah. Not just for Iphones, either.

I hope there is impact-to smaller phones all around. Give me a smaller phone with a decent camera, world!

I am an HP fan.

I’m no fan of this chap (the fuck is cyro chamber recovery?) but no, it isn’t “easy to remember” for everyone, and having memory issues doesn’t make you a moron. Posting it for the whole world to see is stupid, but not the act of keeping a detailed schedule.

That is so creepy. Don’t touch random people, why is this hard for some people?

It’s a shame, too, because Wikipedia tells me her middle name is Laurel, which I personally really like.

The joy of it is-she doesn’t care if there is turkey. Nor does anyone else- these people are delighted at someone else cooking. So they might get sauerbraten, as it is delicious.

I have, never once, made a turkey! My mom’s allergic, and if we are at the in-laws, my MIL makes dinner. Except this year, when she leapt at the idea of me making Thanksgiving dinner, as she hates to cook, and I do not.

Ah. TIL.

This sounds like a lovely Christmas present for those relatives who don’t like stuff. I think I will make it as a tester at Thanksgiving.

Er, why does an insurance company have an in house choir? 

Arugula is the superior lettuce adjacent vegetable. It is a continual point of contention in my marriage, as he prefers baby spinach.

Hannah Gold made the Snowpiercer comment, Not Vanilla Ice.

KD needs extra cheese and hot sauce. Sometimes I will chop up spinach or kale in it and pretend I am healthier.

Photoshopped for good.

Yes, I think you are talking about “1000 miles” by Vanessa Carlton.

r/grilledcheese is a passionate place like that. 

May I recommend Journey to the Centre of the Earth, narrated by Tim Curry? It was on my last transcontinental flight, and it is fantastic.