If I google White Power and milk, will I be horrified?

Yep, right there is when I started thinking “girl, cut your losses”. I get wanting to try, but at the point of casual disrespect? Fuck that guy.

This is true. Once my husband heard me yell “Why can’t I kill my son anymore?” during a CK2 game and completely understood, we knew it was true love.

Depends on where you are probably. All the people I know who wear Patagonia do so because their stuff isn’t badly priced, as far as hippy outdoors brands go, and it’s fairly durable.

Steam.

I am completely checked out from American politics at this point-but I will concede that Slovenia is a delicious country.

I give you a Canadian textbook which stated “The Natives agreed to move to reservations to make room for the settlers.”

An actual line in an article, in the year of our Lord 2018.

Re:my mother.

They are trying to cut back I think-the last Starbucks I went to has a new iced coffee lid that doesn’t need a straw. The frappuccinos still do though.

Brb, in hysterics when I should be studying.

Bad ones.

Pink Himalayan salt is kind of awesome, particularly on caramel.

That was my mother’s theory.

According to google, a lady named Marcella Hazan made a famous tomato sauce comprised of tomatoes, onions, salt, and butter, and she is why Americans cook Italian the way they do. Allegedly.

Rhubarbpie is delicious, never mind the strawberry. When I was a kid, we’d just snap off a stalk and dip it in sugar.

Lemon potato recipe just before Easter? I see what you did there.

Beets yes, but top it with goat cheese as intended.

Um.

It’s not an excuse. I choose to manage my long distance relationships via Facebook, because it’s easier. You don’t. Everybody’s happy.