Carl: Always here to deliver The Truth.

Indeed. Getting off Facebook would be easier if my entire family didn’t use it, and if I was not on the other side of the country from them.

Claire is from the south, I think Mississippi.

Well, if you insist.

All excellent ideas. Alas I am trash, and will just drink it the next day.

I’m seen them at my local grocery store for sure.

It’s coconut milk, brah. Coconut is not a cow. Did you read the article?

Yikes.

Indeed. She sounds like she gets off on the risk, but damn girl, if you aren’t willing to use any sort of protection, maybe sex isn’t for you.

I’m so excited that there is finally a three ingredient cocktail where I have all the things.

Would this also work with grapefruit?

My health nut friend and her even worse sister swear by turkey sandwiches.

• What’s your favorite processed, totally craptastic food you enjoy more than homemade? French fries. Fight me.
  

All of it. It’s America!

You can get extra large biscuit dough here. Or just get two cans of the regular stuff. Google tells me Rotel is either cheese, tomatoes, or a Japanese electronics company, however.

1) Yes. Bols makes one, other companies might too. Alternatively,

You make a compelling argument. I also might have some in the freezer..I may not have a fancy cooker, but I do own hot sauce.

ETWC is possibly the best thing on this blog. Although WIC? is a close contestant.

But I was your wings-I have a significant lack of any form of pressure cooker.

Aw, now I want wings.