Whatever happened to “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me”?

To make this fair, let’s run the race under load.

I bet I could be pretty happy with the bonkers adventure that driving that thing across country would be.

I’m not sure why we continue to look for rational justification for anything Trump does, when it’s clear that his only motivation is sheer spite for the brown guy who previously held the office.

Why even listen to their “reasons”- everything they do serves one of two purposes- 1. enriching the Trumps and their cronies and 2. enriching the 1% to keep congress acquiescent.

Maybe it’s still rear-engined because Porsche knows the importance of having a brand identity.

The official color of fatalities in 20 mph front collisions.

Oh I’ve peeped it in a bunch of lighting, I very much like it. (The Great Falls Green color for the GTI may in fact be my next car)

But it is no tahitian green, that most perfect of teals.

I still like it better than the current US market Passat that looks like a German Chevy Impala.

The W8 wagon 4motion 6speed is so epicly Jalop, though.

I’m not a big convertible person, but:

An honorable mention: get a Porsche 968.

“Trump actually took time out of the State of the Union to address the NFL anthem protests!” 

yet another thing that the evangelicals will give him a mulligan for.

That would involve reciprocity and some degree of interest in another person. Not possible.

I feel sorry for the thieves who breaks open a robovan, and finds nothing but ‘artisanal water’

I’m sure some of these unfortunate people suffered radial fractures as a result of Goodyear’s aggressive cover up and spinning of the story. I think they should always remember not to tread on their customer. They’ll just have to tighten their belts and lay down some settlement money before public sentiment goes flat…

One small correction Bradley. He was never a motorsports hero.

The C5 S6 was actually a very well built and reliable car. This was the belt driven 4.2, so no chains to worry about. The trans is a ZF unit that’s adapted to include a Quattro driveline. Not any less reliable than all the countless other cars with ZF units. I know bashing on Audi is the fashionable thing to do, but…

Nah, but they’re certainly all TDi’s