Amazing how a tiny little electric car company less than 1/10th the size of VW, GM, etc, manages to instill so much fear. Elon Musk be laughing at all this.

Breaking news: someone who isn’t cynically filling an obstructionist role to mislead the public gives an honest statement and get shit on by asshats looking for blood wherever they can get it.

I mean, the dude is up there advocating for the termination of up to 4 police officers for the kinds of shit that every other department has thus far tried to ignore and sweep under the rug. Cut the fucking guy a break. By all accounts he’s doing the right thing. He can use every bit of cop speak in the world if it’s…

Drove hard and put away wet.

Not even Torch’s absinthe fueled late night articles leave me with as many questions as this one.

Failing Jalopnik with just another example of the endless negative press! Losers can’t even spell covfefe!!! SAD!

wtf is this drivel.

Only if a shank was also involved.

I will grant that I believe the media were not harsh enough on Obama. Everyone is quick to forget the terrifying expansion of government power and erosion of civil rights under his tenure, but there was — at least — some degree of belief that Obama carefully contemplated those decisions. That is to say, he appeared…

Advanced sarcasm.

As a person who votes against their own self-interest routinely, this article makes me irrationally angry. The liberal media (any news outlet who uses cogent reasoning to disprove a white American’s misplaced anger) was never this harsh to Obama. You are still upset about Hillary’s loss. Excuse me while I finish…

Bass? Dropped.

Yeah, and that whole trunk is the size of the del sol too

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

“The car, according to Blue Ribbon News, was donated to the Genesis Center by a local resident battling cancer:

Everyone else has poured $30,000 in parts and tools to keep theirs running.

No problem. I just called my time guy, and he's credited you with seven new minutes, to be implemented on March 16, 2015. You'll get them at 5:41 pm, and they'll end at 5:48 pm. I added the extra two minutes as my way of apologizing for all the suffering you've undoubtedly been through. Hang in there; we'll get…

while taking an explosive shit I read this and died laughing.