I mean, you’re talking about story. In a fighting game. The very best of them are still very much mediocre plots.

I’m thinking apathy might actually be worse than outright vindictiveness. At the very least, the fucker who’s gunning for you has to acknowledge you exist.

“Boy! I’m just so tired of all these Star Wars...”

Looks like someone had fun with the Saints Row Create-a-character mode!

How dare these fleshlings attack Ironhide!

The last time that I cried over the death of a famous person—someone not personally known to me—was Sir Terry. (Before that it was John Lennon, and I was still practically a child then.)

And also why the show is cancelled.

This man has no fucking clue. He’s like a guy who shouts “fire” in a crowded theater because he thinks it’ll be a good way to get himself a good seat and then can’t understand why the people he freaked out are mad at him.

Flag on the moon. How did it get there?

Well caress me lovingly with a hedge trimmer.

This white person is super ashamed and sorry.

The military has not historically covered gender-transition surgeries, though President Barack Obama did announce plans for it to begin doing so. That cost would be between $2.4 million and $8.4 million annually for transition-related costs, according to a RAND analysis commissioned by the Department of Defense.…

Next up, the CATO Institue will publish a thinkpiece titled “Is Wario a Libertarian?”