"Chevy's won more JD Power awards than anyone else!"
"WHAT? No shit? Dude, that's awesome!" (goes in for a sudden hug)

I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't a plant so much as someone who, realizing that he's being filmed and scrutinized, just starts saying what he thinks the Chevy people want to hear.

"Welp, I had a good run."

But he's a Nice Guy!

Still no word one way or the other yet.

This is the final flop? Man, I am going to miss this series. Going through the backlog has gotten me through some rough days at work.

I will say it's impressive as hell that he managed to play a shitty, annoying as hell Johnny Storm twice and managed to turn his career around to the degree he did. I feel like nobody else could have come back from that role. I mean, yeah he had to work with the script he was given, but still.

I do love how calm Chris Evans always is when he responds to these guys.

I'm positive this kickstarter's going to succeed if they offer minis of the characters from the movie, because every time one of these classic-movie-board games offers "official" character minis they always do well. Lotta people back these things for the figures first and the game second.

Well, that'd give us Heroes for Hire so I'm all for it.

The really scary thing is that the invisible ink one is actually one of the milder ones.

The most infuriating thing about this whole clusterfuck is that the Martins don't seem to be able to wrap their heads around why everyone is mad at them or why what they did was morally wrong.

My parents got me an Odyssey 2 for Christmas when I was a kid; not out of "a console is a console" thinking but because (I learned years later) they couldn't find an NES anywhere.

As a very wise man once said: "It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money."

It can be two things!

"Hey, I think he's really hurt…"
"I said 'Ha-ha'."

Man, I still remember seeing Silence for the first time in the theater, and the sound and feeling of the entire theater gasping and tensing up at the moment in the night-vision scene when we realize this is from Buffalo Bill's POV when he's behind her, and slooowly reaches out to almost touch her hair…

"Also, it's been over 15 years since the song came out. For the love of fuck move on."

They're not "conservatives" anymore, they're anti-liberals. Really, that's it.

"Why's everyone so upset? It's just fake! J/k! Yeah, I inflicted physical and emotional harm on another person for my own amusement, and yes everyone who's seen this saw how morally bankrupt I was, but it was just a joke! That means it's okay and I don't have to feel bad about it or anything! 'Just kidding' is the…