That wiki page is one of the ones that keeps me going during a dull day at work. The ones for "Films considered the worst" and "Shows cancelled after airing one episode" and "Show cancelled before airing any episodes" are great, too.

Oh lord they're actually advertising their jump scares like they're signs of good horror instead of lazy hackery.

It's not just the ease, it's the lack of real consequences. I mean, at "worst" you get banned from Twitter, you just make a new account and keep on keepin' on. That's assuming, of course, that Twitter actually gets off their ass and bans them.

Speaking as someone who used to work mall retail: I'd say 50/50.

Kids deserve better.

That credit sequence may be a new record in lazy pop-culture referencing.

Dance party endings remind me of the Workaholics thing where the show writers made a huge list of lines they weren't allowing themselves to use because they were overused phrases. The relevant quote was basically "they have the cadence of jokes but aren't jokes."

I want to punch that header image.

That's every cat, actually. We're only tolerated by cats because they can't work can openers yet.

Out of all the things I expected to see in this review, a reference to "Pluggers" was nowhere on that list.

I'm not gonna lie; when I got to the part of the review where Ignatiy described the whole "hire-actors-to-play-abstract-concepts" plot, I had to go check other review sites just to verify that that is indeed the plot of the move and that the article isn't just a prank or something.

If you've never read any Fletcher Hands, you really owe it to yourself to get the collections. They're amazingly entertaining fever-induced nightmares.

"Thanks, Trump" doesn't quite have the same cadence as "Thanks, Obama", does it?

Awesome, I'm really glad to hear it! Hope you enjoy the campaign!

Oh man I remember watching this when it first aired.

That is both hilarious and depressing as shit.

Ooh, thanks for the heads-up on that. I love Bridget and Mary Jo riffing on the old 50's "hardcore family training films".

I can confirm that the book lives up to the example, yes.

My current top three "games everyone needs to check out" would probably be:

Believe it or not, yes. A new version was recently released using the Savage Worlds system.