It's certainly a good start.

Hey, thanks! My memory of my father talking about it is pretty hazy - he never really spoke that much about his time in the service.

I did, and once was more than enough. Christ, what an asshole.

Is the irony of a bunch of white supremacists carrying Tiki torches, long associated with people of Polynesian descent, not lost on these assholes?

My father used to bike through London as a teenager during the bombings. By the time he was 18, he signed up and trained as a tailgunner on a bomber. Never saw any action, though. The war had pretty much wound down by the time he was fully trained.

I wish Ben Gazzara was still around.

Proper Sausage?

Maybe it was me, but I thought Randall Tarly was one of the burning soldiers trying to extinguish himself in the lake.

They really did that? Isn't that what the booths were for?

Add "Sandy Hook Truthers" to that list.

The image of her in a leotard is the thing that's been permanently seared into my brain.

Credited as the legendary Kitten Natividad!

I admit I initially read "Rick Bayless" as "Skip Bayless" and I was very, very confused for a brief moment.

Sadly, The Spinanes are no more.

"But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the
summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from
around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee
and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he
can. The winner of course is named…

A day camp, no less. All I remember about my day camp was making lanyards and taking swimming lessons.

Phone calls from the Boy Scouts calling his speech "the greatest ever". Not only did the Scouts apologize for inviting him, they adamantly stated they never called Trump after his speech.

TAN SIERRA! TAN SIERRA!!

Not to worry. President Kamala Harris will sort their shit out, and I mean quick. That woman does not fuck around.

I can see the Golden Gate Bridge from my apartment. I'm screwed.