"This guy? THIS GUY?? This guy is the 'King of Spring Break'?!?!?"

It's such an underrated film.

I can't listen to Sugar Ray's "Fly" without thinking about Scotch Bingington and Carmen Selectra.

The one dressed like a clown from Quick Change.

He wanted to work there, he just couldn't find the right color crayon for his CV.

And it always reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. RIP, Al Czervick.

Gladiator. I thought it looked terrific, although I did have to explain to my in-laws why there were "black bars" above and below the picture.

And yet, some dipshit Hollywood executives still thought creating a "Titanic -themed" hotel (or ride, or something similar) would somehow be a good idea. Yeah, that's it guys! Nothing like re-creating one of the worst nautical disasters in history where literally thousands of people met their death.

Anyone who created classics like "Any Way You Want It" and "Stone in Love" can't entirely suck.

I noticed them a lot more here in SF after Tim Lincecum professed his fondness for them. And they are pretty damn tasty.

Only when buttoned all the way up. I've never understood that.

Everything But The Girl's "Amplified Heart" always worked for me and the missus.

Watkins from accounting is "T-Bone".

That's one sexy, chocolate train.

That's a really underrated flick. There are so many thrillers where one of the main characters does something that has a one in a million chance at working and of course, it does work.

ELAINE: Wha..wha…?

The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher?

"What? No, I don't want to see your pog collection!!"

Hmmmmmm……were you assembled from various body parts?

Benefits of a classical education.