That’s not how bail works. He isn’t being held pending trial; he’s serving a sentence.

Ugh, now even Jezebel is bookending stories about amazing women with information about how fuckable they might be to a rando dude who isn’t even tangentially interesting. The male gaze is inescapable I guess.

“This is literally the least surprising thing about this whole story,”

How did Cardi B expect to “bail” Joe Exotic out of prison after he’s been, you know, tried, convicted, and sentenced?

I had honestly hoped the secret government would’ve JFK’d this turd by now. Sorry, not sorry.

I’d argue that this is what roughly half of America deserves. One half is doing their best to keep the lights on while the Trump half is getting ready for Easter Service. The Trump supporters deserve everything coming their way and it is going to be absolutely brutal.

because he has tested positive for it. they’re just never going to say he had it.

They want to spare the company, put all liability and risk on the employees, and when those employees start dying, they are going to push the survivors to start making babies to replace the worker shortage.

Can we deduct the cost of the ventilators from all the money we’ve spent protecting his fat ass while he is playing golf on the weekend? One more time thanks white folks. This fat fuck is now claiming governors have to be nice to him for him to provide them aid. Does anyone in The GOP, Fox News or Trump’s gross…

So this is what those “death panels” really look like.

He does know more than those durn dumb doctors, after all

Blank checks to Haliburton and now a 500 billion dollar republican slushfund slapped on to the coronavirus relief bill.

I think I get it now. All these years, I was confused. I thought Trump was a conman and a fraud. But now I see that he’s really a performance artist. And his piece is called, “How many old people can I kill while they still vote for me for President?”

if only there was a secret service agent, fbi agent, or cia agent, who’s lost a close family member due to this preventable virus and kills him, then manages to cover it up so that it looks like he was murdered by the kremlin and has evidence of collusion all over the room.

that’d be great.

This is who the White Folks (I know, NAWP) wanted:

there are maga engineers. there can absolutely be maga doctors.

hey, if you voted for him what better way to show him how much you support him in everything he does by going to church service for easter?

do your part! fake news!

A common consensus now from all this pandemic is that old white people are trash.

The Democrats and their supporters want to lose again, don’t they?

LOL at Biden’s staff shutting Joe down for the day and telling him to take a nap