But enough about your mom. 

We do not have hooves.

Girl. I mean, glass or no. And regardless of skin color. What about the floors when you get home? The bedsheets?! How many showers is it gonna take to get all of the piss, shit, vomit (human or otherwise) and other refuse off those damn tootsies... *shudders deeply*

(to this day I can’t go barefoot outside knowing I might get glass in my feet, growing up in Detroit. this lady is full of white privilege!)

I disagree, Damon.

These motherfuckers need to watch some footage of the 1960's marches. Suits don’t protect you from White supremacy. “Respectability” doesn’t mean shit when they don’t respect your humanity.

Seems like a good time to dust this one off:

This. Somebody said this is pretty much par for any white men over 60, but I’m like why does that make it ok?

I mean, when Lindsey Graham takes the Trump ball gag out of his mouth to tell you that you sound racist, you really done fucked up.

“You’ve got more questions?” Biden replied. “Well, I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.” 

Cue the fucking saxophone.

So deciding four years ago after Cleveland won means Jordan is threatened? C’mon 

“And how does that make you feel?” is the laziest, most cop-out, pseudo-empathic, bullshit journalist question ever. It’s supposed to suggest compassion on the journalist’s part, but all it ever does is make me scream at the screen: “He’s crying because his mom just died, how do you think he feels, you twat?!” or,…

I got the chance to Interview Denzel a LOOOOOOONG when he came to our newspaper and our regular entertainment guy was out of the building so they asked me to talk to him (this was just after his St. Elsewhere days when he started doing more movies). I was just asking generic questions since I wasn’t sure what he was…

She did not frame that experience as “I messed up” and made Washington uncomfortable and at a loss; she switched it up and said Washington made her feel uncomfortable and at a loss.

Everyone, put on your mask and gloves, lace up your shoes and take a fucking walk. We’ve all been inside for way too long. Slowly close that laptop and get some fresh air to your brain.

So why in the holy fuck did she bring it up SIXTEEN YEARS LATER!!!! Also she worked with a fucking predator who had a button under his desk to lock the door to his office and Denzel not being here for her bullshit made her uncomfortable? Please feel free to show your ass to the nearest exit Karen.

She is SUCH an idiot and a horrible interviewer. I still cannot believe someone gave this perky twit such an important position.

At first there was a simple tap, and a light pull. But when she didn’t get the hint, then she got the double handed tug of “GET THE FUCK UP”.

Black Mamas ain’t playing this season. 😂😂 Becky, Karen, and 'em. Let this be a warning to ya. Stay in your lane and shit yo ass down somewhere fast. You'll soon be upgraded. Just saying.