Why isn't Taken 2 on this list? That movie was turrrible!! I can suspend my disbelief, but I can't push it off a cliff.

Um What?

Can this be a tie? and +1 to Coach Schwartz for having a nice ass.

Why were the children with her when she was committing a crime? Why didn't she stop the car instead of trying to run over the sheriff?

How is Asian an insult? I am Asian, and I would be perfectly fine if I got that receipt.

"Ladies. You do not need to be covering up your tittayz."

Did you watch the tv show LOST and what did you think about the ending? The last season seemed to have a lot of ABC executive influence. I feel because of LOST, no one is going to give a "mysterious" show like that time for plot development. What are your thoughts?

Word of advice ladies, any guy who actually says " I am a nice guy" or "Nice guys finish last" usually is not a nice guy. Speaking from years of experience.

Wait, so this article is not really about him, but it is really about you? Well played good sir, for giving me almost no information on him. You used to drive a Bentley? Do you drive a hybrid Escalade now?

Ha ha! Yes I don't need reminders of my drinking problem around the house.

Ah ha ha ha! Thank you for this!! Yes, just say he was black.

What a sensational article. Yes, let us blame the girlfriend for this murder-suicide.

Whole lot of words...

I am not sure why this is shocking or surprising. Has anyone watched movie award shows and seen the audience? Practically +95% of the audience is filled with white people. I found it ironic that the only table with a majority black cast at the golden globes was from a movie called "the Help".

Wtf? This right here is why I don't visit Jezebel. But ZOMG you are totes adorable with your witty comment that it is making my ovaries melt and explode at the same time. Also, stop slut shaming.

Yes, this whole thing as been weird since they have been so secretive about everything else.

If the song implies Beyonce suffered a miscarriage before shouldn't she be more careful? I saw a concert dvd that she did one week before the announcement on the Mtv performance. She was basically having a full cardiac workout in that concert and she would be at 12 weeks. I am not a suspicious person or a conspiracy…

That is probably the guy who killed bin laden, he looks like he could grow a full beard in about two days. He has the face of someone who has seen it all and is over it or he could be a sound engineer.

Come on Gawker, this is messed up. Al-Qaeda is not exactly filled with rational motherfuckers. We don't really know who this man is, no need to put him at risk, even if you are doing it in jest.

What I want to know is how much ass do Apple employees get? I bet there are people willing to fuck them for that 10%/15% employee discount.