There’s probably no better way enjoy an Indians defeat than to leave with a bloody scalp.

This shit is getting real old real quick. What the actual fuck is wrong with people. Turn the effin' camera to landscape.

I know that driving home from the game after you got ejected sucks, but you really shouldn’t browse the internet on your phone while you’re driving.

“So here’s some dickhead, wearing a Red Sox cap.”

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

It is a bit laborious isn’t it? I’ve given myself over to the power of the 30-second skip feature on my DVR. Since I have young kids it’s hard enough for me to watch anything “live,” so being able to blast through 80% of the BS between plays has helped.

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

People shouldn’t be paying a lot of money to watch guys stand around.

Chip Kelly wasn’t coaching in last year’s Ohio State-Oregon game.

And it has a campus in...NEW YORK CITY!

Ummm

Hey look everyone! I found a jackass!

Bold statement.