Penis!

Wait wait wait. Hold on. Temecula already has a thing. We can’t have TWO highly insular Temecula jokes running around here at the same time.

If one is a billionaire, wouldn’t one get a top floor suite in Vegas and order an escort to his (or her) room through a legal, reputable and secure source? A service that is known to the highest elites. This is so strange. It’s no wonder Kraft and Trump are similar. They don’t know how to do anything properly and they…

I have a friend that worked for 20+ years for a small company. He grew very close to the owner, was his right hand man. He knew the business inside and out, and was left in charge when the owner would go on vacation. The owner also had a dipshit son. He theoretically “worked” for the company. He was paid a full time…

If only their offense was more rounded.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead. 

“Still better than the Lakers core...”. What a bar to clear!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Nick Kroll, Amy Schumer, John Mulaney, and Whitney Cummings are only famous because of old money and family connections, nepotism is an incurable cancer.

I have no idea what this comment is about. 

Maybe you know what you’re talking about, but your advice wasn’t clear.  No need to be rude.

I get the emotional saltiness versus the Lakers, but it just seems foolish. Like it or not, Davis’ statements do limit his value on the open market. Is Boston really going to gut their team and future picks for a one year rental and a big what if? I just don’t see it happening. All they’ve done is pretend to flirt…

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Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

Can anyone else admit that he was a great QB? I feel like I’m alone on this train. All of my friends have forsaken me. My kids don’t respect me. My wife... well, she’s great, actually.

I think I got brain cancer reading that post.

I applaud your grand conspiracy theory. Here’s your star.

I think we all know that reporting facts these days is explicitly biased.

You have the exact wrong take

Normally, it has to be planned well in advance to be shoehorned into the extremely busy schedule of the president.

The Chargers were clearly a better team all season. Not sure why you feel picking the obviously superior team is laughable.