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First Officer Douglas Richardson
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On behalf of all Kinja, let me thank you for not putting this in a slideshow or a video.

You might seriously injure yourself lifting up your arm to flip the switch.

For some reason I’ve never had to worry about how long liquor lasts after opening the bottle.

I subscribe to the Alamo Season Pass which makes sense as long as I see at least two movies there in a month. You can’t use it to buy tickets for any movies that over 7 days in advance — which can be tough because Alamo screenings can sell out fast. I end up watching a lot of movies I wouldn’t have otherwise sought

I feel so bad for this guy. He wanted us to save our Earth so badly he was willing to sacrifice his life to force some action out of the government. He had to believe it would make a difference.

Thich Quang Duc self-immolated in 1963, Mohamed Bouazizi in 2011. How does that add up to “two years after Thich Quang Duc protested and died in Saigon”?

I watched it so you don’t have to:

1) Being cold doesn’t make you catch cold, nor does going out with wet hair, but being cold has been linked to weakening you immune system and making you more susceptible to illness

2) There’s not scientific backing for the “Five Second Rule”, but you’re still probably okay if your

I’ve seen recipes with whole eggs, but I omitted the white because I was worried about the proteins congealing. I think it would be fine though if you’re conscious of that. Might just give them a little more “structure.”

If I ask “Who did you vote for?” and their answer is anything other than “Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.” the date is over.

If my wife had asked me who I voted for and based our future on it, we probably wouldn’t have made it to date #2. (Admittedly, this was before the current two-party system really jumped the shark.) My politics moved strongly towards hers in the last 6 years. My point is - politics are important, but they’re not

well you can win some things*

India Pale Ale or crap so hoppy is won’t spoil on a slow boat from England to India and so bitter and hoppy we can give it to soldiers.

That could be a useful tip in this article.

The worst thing I ever did was when my kids were 3 and 4. If they didn’t want to do something I wanted them to do, like go to bed, I’d say, well, why don’t we just flip a coin. Heads I win, tails you lose. That worked well for a few months, but when they finally caught on, they were really pissed.

I mean, we all scoot bedtime up in the winter because it gets dark earlier and they can’t tell time right?

I feel like part of this for me is if I do one glass of water in between drinks it helps me not have so many drinks

If your barista doesn’t specifically say “Christmas” when handing you a latte, that’s Sharia law

“Its like a fucking law now or something, they just cant adapt something and leave ALL of it intact, AS IS.”

Sir, this is a Wendy’s