This is all fine until that one night in bed where your mind just wanders to the unpleasant memory just before you fall asleep.

Eggagerating.

This is fascinating to me because I didn’t even notice a sound!

I think to maximize confusion, the new state should be called Olympia, and its capitol should be called Washington.

90% of millenials’ response to this article:

Please tell me you’re doing mostly motorcycle and outlandish RVs. You will be my new favorite contributor.

Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.

The sprawl is a big part of why Houston floods so much. They paved over a lot of water-absorbing grasslands without adequately planning for all the water they would have to redirect.

In the past I’d agree with the shithole category for Houston, but at least Houston has a lot of good food, actual culture, and some decent nice people.  Try finding any of that in Florida, like anywhere in Florida...

Sorry, I rank LA as worst city in USA.  At least the traffic in Houston actually moves.

If anyone is interested, my husband made a web app that helps you track your writing. He started it before the NaNo tools were available year-round. He’s a web developer who also writes sci-fi/fantasy, and this is one of his hobby projects. He keeps it updated regularly, and is working on a big update. It’s free, no…

I was trying to point out the typo in the article where you said past instead of paste. I will try to make my sarcasm more clear in the future.

I was actually thinking of Otto from A Fish Called Wanda when I wrote that.

It get’s fairly saturated with the moisture it draws out of the egg, but table salt and sugar are pretty cheap and the eggs are VERY good. 

I read this title and excitedly clicked on the link expecting to find a Jean ValJean theme flight, only to be tres disappointed... 

As I said yesterday, solo dining at a Brazilian Steakhouse is a power move. 

Not an advertisement. It’s just a service I found that I like.

Butter Dish Energy

My wife would not be a fan of me going on any more first dates, but she would love it if I asked for more butter.

“Could we have some more butter please?”