What's up with everyone and the terrible, terrible, terrible jokes? Are you trying to audition for The Onion through the comment section?

I let him know you thought so, and he cried into his $35 million net worth. He was just grabbing $100 bill after $100 bill, wiping his eyes and blowing his nose. He was a sobbing, slobbery mess. He must have ruined $8000 - $9000 in the span of 10 minutes. He was really devastated. I know you were serious, but I think…