Batman & Robin was at least fun-bad. I didn’t see Morbius but the reviews did make it sound about as bad as this.

I skipped Elektra but yeah, yeesh, Halle Berry went straight to the litter box with Catwoman.

What’s the worst comic book movie of all time? This sounds so much worse than most of the usual suspects (Green Lantern, Fantastic Four, Steel).

Huh, looks like the Kinja image add feature is fucked. Well, what would have been added is a photo of Noel Gallagher saying “It’s not to be tolerated. At any point.” I’m sure you can imagine it while the mice chew the remaining Kinja wiring to oblivion.

“Shaby, I Shove Your Shay” is a shertified banger.

Sinéad, Sade, Cher, Kool & The Gang, Frampton would be my inductees in this batch.

Is there a way to make sure everyone in season 3 gets an Emmy? The whole gang, Deer Lady, all the elders, aunties & uncles, Spirit, Jackie & White Steve, Kenny Boy, White Jesus, Big & Bev, just throw Emmys at the whole crew, and save an extra one for Devery Jacobs for directing the episode where Rita’s dead friend…

At least Picard had the decency to wait 28 years to pull this shit.

The other question is how long before we get “Tracker: Miami” and “Tracker: New Orleans”?

Well shit, now Debbie Gibson has to raise their two-headed love child alone :(.

Monolith has been kicking around since 2022, is it really coming out anytime soon?

This song is good, but this video is so cottagecore tradwife Youtube that I assumed the next single would be called “What I Eat In A Day” until I saw the track list.

OK, but at what point during all this will she turn to a camera and say “Look what you made me do?”

It’s OK, the nukes have watermarks, no need for alarm!

Yeah, I’ve found that Tubi is a little better for indie gems than Pluto, but I think Pluto is catching up now. I’m thankful to still have a nonprofit indie theater not too far away. I have actually been to the Inwood on a work trip, probably 15+ years ago now, but I loved the cool old theater vibe of the signage, the…

Tubi has one of my favorite meditative experiences, the film General Orders No. 9.

Why though? Seems like this is a great opportunity to opt out of signing up for Yet Another Thing.

Amen to that. They didn’t do anything for Mary Weiss from The Shangri-Las either, a band that had a marked influence over artists from a wide variety of eras and genres. The kids writing for this site know nothing about music that came out before the stuff they heard in the car when their moms dropped them off at…

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he did not exist.

Whatever the hell this movie is, count me in.