I actually like her music, I think she’s quite a talented artist. But like a lot of other talented artists, she’s a goddamn walking, talking aneurysm and I’d rather listen to the cursed All Saints cover of “Under the Bridge” 97,000 times than have to engage Grimes in conversation once.

It’s Stephen King’s Christine, but the cars are superheroes and less murderous.

I’d be among the first in line to see a Strange New Worlds movie at the theater. It’s been so long since the last Kelvin movie that I don’t really have any attachment to that version of things anymore.

I booked a camping trip this weekend without knowing this was happening! I’ll be out where there’s no light pollution, so it should be pretty excellent as long as the clouds don’t mess it up.

I think Keith David is playing the cursed knife in that All Fun and Games movie, I may give it a look just for that.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula was in no way better than Let the Right One In, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, Shadow of the Vampire, or Interview with the Vampire. It’s certainly not as terrible as critics of the day made it out to be, but I feel confident saying it’s not even close to the greatest vampire movie of all time.

None of these people have been cancelled because cancel culture is a myth.

Won’t this just be West Side Story without the romance? I mean, the leader of the Jets is named Riff, and the name of Cyrus’s gang in The Warriors is the Riffs!

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Keifer’s voice is gold. Don’t know how his throat survived all that (and vocal cord paralysis to boot!)

Yeah, I think A-list is often in the eye of the beholder. Tawny Kitaen and Jessica Hahn (Nuclear Assault & Sam Kinison videos) were probably both A-list to a lot of 80s metal fans

Yeah, hair metal was great for celebrity cameos. Shannen Doherty in the Slaughter video for “Real Love”, Little Richard in the Cinderella “Shelter Me” video, Mark Metcalf in the Twisted Sister videos, Nancy Parsons (Coach Ballbricker in the Porky’s movies) in the Britny Fox “Girlschool” video, Sofia Coppola in…

Yeah, I enjoyed Nanette, but I didn’t laugh a lot. She is a pretty terrific storyteller though.

I did watch it, and he’s obviously a talented dude, and in the context of a coming out story rather than comedy special, it’s pretty great, but I want a comedy special to leave me in pain from laughing, and it was not at all that.

Come on, you don’t launch the bananas, they need to stay in place to be eaten. Dildos are for launching!

Very old man yells at cloud of me, but I don’t find any of the millennial angst specials like Inside & Rothaniel to be all that funny. Certainly not discounting them as artistic works, just not what I think of as comedy.

I rented How to Blow Up a Pipeline last night and it’s great. It’s really tense the whole way through and just so very on the nose with its frustration about climate inaction. So much to mentally unpack after the credits roll.

Yeah, looks like they updated the article here too. It’s cool, I’m fine waiting, solidarity with the workers!

Saw VI is my favorite because US medical insurance deserves to be tortured in horrifying ways. So I am all in for sticking it to medical scam artists (or having them stick it to themselves, as it were).

The episode gave me vibes of the original series episode “The Conscience of the King”, where the Shakespeare troop is led by a kindly old man who turns out to be a notorious killer named Kodos the Executioner and the people who were around to witness that had a lot of PTSD being around him. The M’Benga twist at the…