Are we trying to be ironical here or are we just astoundingly bad at counting?

Holy fuck, well you were doing alright up until that last sentence? The fuck do you mean, guilty by association? Fan of collective punishment, are you?

Literal Larry is remarkably literal.

1: What do you imagine a world without governments or law enforcement would look like?

Figuratively, sure he did

Turns out, you need them to do their jobs don’t you?

Monsters? Who said anything about monsters. The carjacker doesn’t live in your closet. The gangbanger doesn’t lurk under your bed. There are no monsters. Just people, people who rob, rape, and murder.

This country isn’t oppressing anyone. You don’t understand what oppression truly means. I suggest you travel the world a bit.

Lol it’s the fucking purge, buddy. If the banks get robbed, the banks get robbed. If he dies, he dies.

I’m going to tell you something which might come as a shock...so get ready...there are problems and flaws with every single facet of human society. Full stop.

Lol nice try, but they LITERALLY ring the stadium. Surround. Girdle. Encompass.

Lol feel free to reframe events to your suiting, but don’t outright lie and claim I was wrong. Both interpretations are perfectly correct, just spun in opposite directions.

That’s not what I’m saying they should do. They’re supposed to protect all American citizens. Obviously they should do so even for those with whom they disagree. I just sorely want to see how drastically leftist loons change their anti law enforcement tunes after a yearly purge is instituted.

Lol silly me, I forgot this was opening statements, your honor. I could’ve sworn this was the comment page of an irrelevant, heavily leftist website. Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

Of course they SHOULD be protecting privileged douchenozzles like kap. I just think it would be pretty great if they didn’t for a bit. Just like maybe turn off the phones next time he calls in a complaint about a burglary. Sorry Col, no dice on the evil cops protecting you this time, bud.

Lmfao yep, that’s it. You figured it out. The era in which we currently reside is the “all cops are heroes” era. The air is so thick with unabashed cop love it’s fucking palpable.

A country is the citizens that comprise its populace. Of the people, for the people, by the people. Americans pay this dudes salary. Not the turks. Not the Nigerians. Not the French. Americans.

Lol nah brah I’m the one out here combating all of that racism filling our society to the brim and destroying the entire world.

Lol right because he could have become rich and famous for tossing around an oddly shaped ball in the Sudan. I’m sure he would have had a bright future as an athlete in Syria.

One is a deliberate act and one isn’t....pretty simple stuff