Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

And here we are complaining about the NFL's system of punishing its athletes. This idiot would have been suspended for eighteen games for doing something this heinous.

I'm more surprised that people at Rutgers actually pretended to care about football for once.

Baskin Robbins has gotten weird.

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

Okay you folks of the she started it persuasion, also the it's their business not our's school of thought, and jump on board ye of the group known as I met him and he's such a nice guy experience. Gather round all of you 27's and supporters of the same and answer silly old me one question. What was that going on after…

In Monroe's defense, "I'm just trying not to be in the newspaper" is normally a valid excuse when Pistons players are asked about their actions.

He's more of a knock-down guy, I'd say.

Did the video match the story Ray Rice told you?

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

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Now you guys are just fucking with me.

I'll let someone else make a snarky comment here, I'm just going to say that's a damn shame.

what idiot said luol had a little african in him instead of calling it deng gay fever?

The Hawks front office was also planning on drinking itself, but Josh Smith took all the shots prior to heading to the Pistons.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

"I think there's a lot worse things that go on in other people's households, also,"

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