yea but check this out: nobody cares. if this clip were a scene from a movie, this would still be one of the funniest scenes of all time. it's friday. smile.

IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT

This is a weird approach to trolling humor. You realize that I know what my wife looks like and you don't, right? I think there are better angles for you to take here.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

I kind of hate the attention she is getting, because people seem to look past the fact that she is severely mentally ill. According to her daughters, she has PTSD from her service. She deserves quality mental health care, something the VA isn't going to provide any time soon, not to be gawked at.

Austin Collie used to give similar interviews to the beat writers in Indianapolis, except his stock answer was, "Who am I? Why are you asking me these questions?"

"I criticize it because I want it to be better."

He's a man! He's 40!

Nope. Never been there. Not even there adjacent.

BABIES...TASTE BEST.

But it's a dunk contest. They're dunking, not fundamental-ing.

The Adolpho Birch is a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula. It is marked by an inability to adapt to its surroundings and tendency to not know which way the wind is blowing. The Adolpho Birch tends to be short-lived, especially when it can't absorb that Ray Rice is a wife-beating piece of shit.

Yuengling totally sucks. I do not understand the attraction.

I bet the catriarchy did this

Pjanic: [Kicks 20 yard FG]

I was 20 and he was 18. We were dating, but he wanted a girlfriend and I was in college and not ready to commit. We were making out and he unzipped my pants. I told him "ok, we can do this, but I'm still not going to be your girlfriend, we'll just be dating and having sex with each other." And he zipped my pants back…