"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"

Everyone knows that domestic violence was only outlawed in the 1930's because of that bullshit propaganda campaign. Thanks a lot, William Randolph Hearst.

Compared to what they did to Jim Irsay, the NFL's punishment of Rice is pretty severe.

You guys don't understand. The suspension is so short because in a few years, beating a woman unconscious will be legal in like, every state.

Where'd that guy go to law school, the Deadspin comment section?

Fitting.

This is great, and terrifying.

This is nothing. Maximum Dadness is achieved at the Antonio Cromartie household every other weekend and the occasional holiday.

Just do it.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

There can be no doubt Dunbar is telling the truth about what happened. When it comes to fighting, or indeed any other subject, Americans are notorious for their difficulty understanding, let alone countering, Dmetrique's system.

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

This is what happened to the Autoblow1.

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

Thanks for the article about nothing, Mr. Kalaf.

Rage sounds the same in any language. Except German, then everything sounds like rage.

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