Embiid was later ruled out for the rest of the season with a ruptured ellipsis.

This is actually a great pitch to take any pressure off of Carmelo. You can't see because the sign cuts off at the waist, but in that photo, Derrick Rose is laying on the ground crying, absorbing all the blame in case the season goes bad.

Go USA!

*bar cheers*

Let's turn on the MLS game!

*deafening silence*

The defendants' lawyer is pissed that the child porn law is being applied in a way he claims is outside of the intention of the law and vows to fight the charges tooth and nail.

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

I thought they couldn't go out in the sunlight?

He can no longer play basketball competitively.

It's a fuzzy line. Sports secrets may seem harmless, but Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed for revealing the details of the Patriots' spy program.

As a nonbeliever, I really wouldn't want to marry a religious person. But my horoscope said that I'm destined to marry someone of deep faith, so idk

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

Which week?

I saw trolling that was a higher caliber when people first realized they were almost anonymous on the internet. This is some week shit

Totally fair question. I did read it, enjoyed the hell out of it, and went back just now to reread. I think as a reporter you call Whitlock there for two reasons. 1) You are making a very serious charge about Whitlock's motivation, i.e., the ostensibly coded language he's using when he talks about "swagger" and 2) on…

Fact is, Irsay said, it's not unusual for him to have that kind of cash.

Please enlighten me...

lolwtf, that's not how u do the shocker.

Salute.

Grad school, winter break I go to visit a friend from college. We end up crashing at her boyfriend's place one evening. Her boyfriend's roommate was a Marine, had just gotten back to the states after being deployed for over a year.... Yada, yada, yada, the sex was good but having a man eat out your pussy after he's…