What the fuck Danny? The fuck are you doing? That’s two very good players that were had for practically nothing. I can understand not wanting to sell the farm for Paul George but apparently all you needed to sell was an old cow.

This was wonderful. Thank you.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

What is that object underneath her ass?

Drafting Frank was clearly a move spurned on by Clarence Gaines, the scout who is responsible for kp and Willy being knicks. How about we let the kid play a single game before we write him off as a bust?

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

Gonna go mildly against the grain of the comments and say that Magic did okay, here. With the Mozgov contract included in the deal, I think it’s about as much as he was going to get. They’re in great free agent position and Lopez certainly can’t make them worse this year.

Fair enough. But “pretty disappointing” is kind of an upgrade right now.

just the one though

Wait.. D’Angelo Russell is... good, right? Like, good at basketball? Wow. Go Nets! We have a player now!

God, the Lakers would be insane and beyond hope if they traded the second overall pick for a guy who’ll be a free agent next summer, and wants to play for them.

That game was so fun to watch. I’ve pretty much been waiting since the Superbowl for a competitive playoff game (I don’t really watch hockey and I guess I missed the Spurs/Grizzlies games), and that game delivered. That last minute was AMAZING. I have no horse in this race, I’m just here for the spectacle, and boy was…

I dunno Tom, watching LeBron lose 4 in a row in the finals is fun to me. Even more fun that it’s happening in embarrassing fashion.

It was clearly his fault the Falcons called only 5 run plays in the second half.

No tolerance for dirty players.

Given Zaza Pachulia’s (lack of) coordination, if he was actually trying to injure Kawhi Leonard he would have probably tripped over himself and decapitated a fan in the second row.

“Green has been superlative in these playoffs, leading the Warriors in rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals, while chipping in 15 points a game and shooting better than 50 percent from three.”

That’s weird, Derrick Rose just tweeted Shady Acres Outpatient Rehabilitation Center followed by four knee brace emojis.

“Damn. Clippers getting hacked was kinda my thing.”