I look forward to his apology press conference.

I am leaning more and more toward this theory.

So... this guy 100% has the basketball yips, huh?

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

I very much accept this theory. (One Pats beat guy DM’d me to offer the same theory.)

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

I think he means it should not be a political issue. Everyone should agree that everyone deserves equal rights. Sadly, of course, it is a political issue.

A couple of years ago me and my brother were at the AFC Championship game in Foxboro. There were these drunk assholes(unbelievable, I know) standing in front of us for the whole game. The guys in the row behind us, one of which looked like what would happen if Sasquatch got fucked by a Viking, was getting more and…

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Oddly, as a Nats fan, this loss doesn’t hurt as much as I would’ve expected. I could explain why, but who cares?

It took four hours and 37 minutes.

Lackey “dated” my friend’s roommate in college. We were at the fancy liberal arts school and he was at the JC in town, so when we were introduced I had no idea what he would turn into as far as a major-league talent. I could, however, already tell he would flip out at the tiniest of things. He was, by far, the…

“Gotta keep that human element in the game” is the go to excuse. Dubious.

It’s a good thing that the technology to determine balls and strikes during a game does not exist!

Causing me to take sides with John Lackey is really not helping your shitty ump situation, MLB.

One in his graduating class. Extrapolating, there might have been upwards of, like, FIVE in the whole school! Can you even imagine that? Having to be around THAT MANY black people? Man, that changes you, in ways that people in limousines just wouldn’t understand.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Many of those supporters are pretty crazy and already have a big problem differentiating reality from fiction. It’s a good bit, but I’m not sure it’s worth risking your life over.

I am all about wiping one’s ass with that proto-Nazi rag, but this dude is legit gonna get himself killed at some point.

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”