Reading through these comments now makes me sad :(

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

You need to let us know the time you are going And then hold a sign that says "Hello AV Club!"

Off topic, but is your profile pick Double Nickles on the Dime?

Yep, that's where I got that from.

I don't know why, but there's something I find absolutely hilarious about the name Scott Bakula. It might just be that it rhymes with Dracula.

well now it doesn't even sound like a word!

Alvin dies at the end

Many morons died for this information. It's too bad it wasn't more difficult.

can we just say licorice is bad no matter the brand, and people that actually enjoy it should feel bad about themselves?

Whatever you do, don't crack open both pills and snort them at the same time. Believe me, that does not go well.

i know it can be hard to deal with when its inside the family, but your mother may be Bill Cosby.

Ah, a classic Calvin resolution.

Heart in a Cage And You Only Live Once are enough for me to be willing to defend FIotE.

Is this real life Biden or onion Biden we are talking about? Would there even be a difference?

What does this video accomplish? Is it supposed to be funny? Enlightening? You can like the song or not, I don't really care, but this was not an "epic takedown". Woah, you pointed out that they used a flute? You sure showed them.

I love cooking and baking competition shows far more than I would ever want to admit.

Love me some Mimicking Birds

I'm an Actor - Phoenix
Pictures in an exhibition - Death Cab for Cutie
Happy Idiot - TV on the Radio
Spring - Two Door Cinema Club
Grey Ice Water - Modest Mouse
Alter Ego - Tame Impala
Offend in Every Way - The White Stripes
Saturday Night - Pale Young Gentleman
Somebody to Love - Queen
Choking on Air - The Ladybug Transistors

that's such a perfect encapsulation of what I not enjoyed and disliked about the book. I didn't love a lot of the book, and I didn't necessarily agree with the ending, but the imagery of Rodricks as he looks back upon the earth will stay with me forever.