I’d like to take this time to thank the media, for making Kane out to be a rapist; Jezebel users for supplying us with endless feminist comments calling the support of Kane disgusting; Samer for handling this in his usual gossip column way, and of course the fans, for attacking Kane when charges hadn’t even been…

The first bullet point in the ACC’s statement says the runner’s knee is down and the play — and game — should have ended there. No need to come back and run a play. The ACC has in effect said this victory belongs to Duke but it will not take the action to correct that.

If that’s the case, then what is even the point…

The autograph signing at Mandalay is Pete’s full time job. It's how he makes a living. What do you want him to do?

Thanks for your great coverage of game 4!

there is absolutely no way your parents are proud of you

Yes. A privileged chick walking into a restaurant and demanding vegan dishes be prepared for her even if it’s not on the menu. They were probably busy and he said they couldn’t help her out right then. Next time call ahead. She decided to be a bitch about it and go the old social warrior route.

“All vegans are awful SO LET’S SHIT ON THEM” is frequently a trope meat-eaters* like to bust out for a variety of reasons, virtually all of which are ultimately both self-serving and self-aggrandizing.

I fucking LOVE this guy. He can have all my business forever. Next time I’m in Ireland, I’m going there.

Breaking windows and doors draws more attention sooner than just walking into a place.

This Jewelry Store was robbed 2 times prior to this incident . I see nothing wring with the actions of it’s employees . Blacks robbed the store in the previously mentioned robberies . I’d prefer my employees to be safe than dead if I were the owner .

Looks like resistance to me. He tells her to get up, pulls her arm, she yanks back, and then he mauls her. Her resistance doesn’t necessitate officer Grizzlybear’s reaction, but when a cop tells you you’re under arrest, why even put up a fight? So you can be a youtube martyr? You can’t win that situation.

fake shit keeps you up a lot?

“Damn, I missed this because it wasn’t posted on Jezebel.”

Nope, not buying the Rest Stop boogeyman story. Way too Stephen Kingish. Good horror story, but its fiction.

Quite literally, I don’t believe a single word of that last one. Nice startup for his writing career, but the vast majority of it doesn’t add up - and that’s just the stuff HE does.

Jesus people... some of you love to hear yourselves talk, don’t you? Shorten the stories up a little.

Some of these stories are quite the fanfare.

The “Look at Me” story is clearly fiction, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t check the locks on my backdoor six muthafuckin times on Friday and Saturday night.

You know when someone’s trying to tell you about a weird dream they had and they go into way too much detail and you just don’t give a shit?

nah. it’s cause you don’t understand things in general.