I wish I could say I was shocked, but I’m not. Resisting arrest is a blatantly stupid charge because, let’s be honest, if you’ve got four officers pinning you to the ground and using strikes and possibly a baton on you, you’re going to move from pain, from being restrained, from having your airway cut off, etc.

I don’t know - I think we’ve reached the point where we need to start distinguishing between “fake news” and “shitty news.” CNN is “shitty news” without question, but not “fake news.”

He’s not wrong. CNN proved they were fake news by putting Corey Lewandowski on the payroll and having a paid shill for Trump constantly legitimizing him on their network. Jeff Zucker is partly responsible for this.

May he depend on black employees for his food and hour in the sun everyday.

The death penalty is immoral, not because of who we apply it to but because we are the ones who must apply it.

No, he should die. As Clint Eastwood said, “It’s a hell of a thing, killin’ a man. You take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.”

I bet the twins, Lucy and John David stole it, intending to throw it into the tub next time she takes a little wine and faucet time

He’s just fucking with you.

Again? That was my first thought too. I think an honorable mention for a 2017 Darwin Award is in order for this one. If he keeps doing this he will join the ranks of people like Steve Irwin who tickled the dragons tail one too many times.

Yep. I love card tricks and the moments where my objective thoughts are blown out of the water by a gut reaction of “SORCERER!!!!!!” but this hack? For his next trick he’s going to don a scuba suit and sit in a bathtub for an HOUR!!!! Twit.

This does not sound like a magic trick.

This may come as a surprise to you, but ALL magic tricks are fake.

Ugh, David Blaine.

The stunt, known as the “bullet catch”, debuted in 2010 and consist of Blaine firing a rifle at his own head and catching the bullet in a metal cup inside his mouth.

Honestly, it sounds like it’s whimpering “Help me” and begging for the sweet release of death.

All fair analysis. That said, she ran a bland, milquetoast campaign in a year when it was absolutely critical to be ascendant and inspirational. She doesn’t even inspire most Democrats.

And yet Trump will be our next president. It’s almost like the US presidential elections aren’t as simple as the time you won the hall monitor position in fifth grade.

If only if that were how our elections worked.

That entire margin is in one state. Look, I wanted Hillary to win, but she didn’t. We can’t keep grasping at the popular vote win because it doesn’t mean anything.

Sooner or later we need to come to terms with the fact that Hillary Clinton ran a horrid campaign against the most beatable candidate of the last 100 years.