There’s a junior studio exec reading this thread and frantically scribbling notes.

Before the ultimate finale, bringing in Rachel McAdams, Helen Mirren, and Gary Oldman for:

Add Matt Dillon and Adam Baldwin and you could have My Hitman’s Astronaut’s Wife Bodyguard.

I wanna have a good time with Salma Hayek, if you know what I mean.

For the third installment, they are going to bring Johnny Depp and Charlize Theron on board.

The Gentleman’s F.  Excellent.

Congrats of the gf being legal in some states.

Marry me!!!

thats how you know hes straight. 

*Puts on sunglasses*

I’m now pushing for the Snyder’s Of Hanover Cut, where Henry Cavill’s moustache footage from the Whedon version is now reinserted, but he’s constantly eating pretzels so you can’t see it.

Was it Marvel? Or was it SOROS?

Well three random people on twitter said it was actually really good so clearly you’re being paid by Marvel for some reason

They should go full on “Troma” level editing where you can see it’s clearly some ripped white guy doing the stunts/action scenes.

Russian YouTube videos of drunk people

This is a pretty decent Blink-182 Impression.

I’ll be the one to go ahead and say that those first five Barenaked Ladies are terrific and I still listen to them all the time. They got too cutesy after that - and I lost all interest once Steven Page left - but the 90s stuff holds up so well.

Focus group transcript:

So I am old and did not know who Ariel Pink was so I figured I would listen to a few of his songs and try to figure out if I recognize one. I think I can safety say that losing him to the MAGA chuds is no great loss. Does all his music sound like it was recorded in a closet on a “my first recorder” toy?

Once again, proof if any be needed that Xena was infinitely superior to Hercules.