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A lot of people are saying his poops are fantastic. Smart people, people who know about poops. Some low energy people, let's call them losers, produce only one poop a day. Sad!

Can you imagine a Lions-Browns Superbowl? I mean, you and I would be happy but it would possibly be the lowest rated 4 hours of television that year. "57 People Tune In To Watch Superbowl."

I've never been hip

As a Lions fan, it's hard for me to get excited for any Superbowl. In fact, I may never be excited for a Superbowl. PLEASE GOD, LET THE LIONS GET TO THE SUPERBOWL BEFORE I DIE!!!

Aziz Ansari began his career performing stand-up comedy in New York City. He has stand up specials and CDs and such…

Kathleen Rose Perkins needs to be on Homeland, playing Claire Danes sister.

Wait, I'm the only one who eats his buttered toast in the driveway?

I know, we're in season 6 and my wife turns to me and is like "Who is that guy again?" and I'm like "I really don't know." I don't think we've ever known.

Awww, Larry, that hurts my feelings! Especially coming from a super nice guy like you! Now get back to flipping those burgers, loser!

Not kidding, I always assumed he was wearing an adult diaper.

They reviewed this on the "film week" show of my local NPR station and just eviscerated it.
Grade: F

Damn, that drone turning those wall climbers into jelly was brutal.

Droney Dronerson

Yeah I can't listen to a lot of podcasts like you because I actually work for a living and contribute to society. But you have fun at Rapaport's next live podcast show! Sounds like so much fun!

My alarm is Mountain's Mississippi Queen. It starts off with cowbell for god's sake!

Live shows? Of what? His podcast? LOL, I guess we know you're 1 of his 4 fans!

Exactly! Don't forget the hit Slayer tunes, "Cops, Cops, I Love Cops!" and "C'mon Guys, Let's Respect Our Government!" Wait, that last one could have been a Earth Crisis song…lol

Michael Rapaport has a podcast? Who the fuck is listening to this? So basically he was being an asshole to an audience of 3 or 4.

I hate to nitpick but the Madonna the kids were into was the 1983-84 era Madonna and the whole "Vogue" thing came out in 1990. I don't know why that bothered me.