Hate to break it to you: I don't teach a class with quizzes, exams, etc. I teach a writing class, and know the difference (or have technology to catch the difference) between plagiarized work and original papers.

As a teacher at a university, I will say that the vast majority of sorority girls I have had in my classes have been smart, driven, organized, and thoughtful, in spite of time spent on what most of us here probably see as this kind of nonsense. I know what I am saying is merely experiential and has a limited sample to…

Matt Leinart and Matt Barkley both held press conferences to announce they were coming back for their senior season. In Barkley's case, they did it in front of a giant Christmas tree. Barkley was our Christmas present, and then Lane Kiffin dropped it on the floor and broke it.

Next time watch the video before commenting, ya big dummy.

First off, zero issue with CJ doing this.

I don't totally get the point of bridesmaids anymore. Like, "Hey I want you to come to my wedding because I care about you, but I want you to wear a specific thing and then stand in a specific spot for a while for no apparent purpose." Cool. I've been a bridesmaid a couple times and I love the brides but it was…

Dumb Deadspin writers are mad at the dumbest shit.

when life gives you lemons, poison the wedding party.

Did he just "scoreboard" his girlfriend? This man should be given an award for his ability to make women shut the hell up during sporting events.

That's actually the only way to act in a goddamn Buffalo Wild Wings.

I'm pretty sure the "we're pregnant" thing didn't start from guys who were about as far removed from the birthing process as possible until the last 2-3 decades.

And, actually, a four seed getting hot and winning it all proves nothing of the sort....except that this is sports. And that shit happens.

Saw this coming a mile away. He isn't perfect and he had some high-profile mis-steps in his career, ipso facto the Ray Rice investigation was a whitewash. I am not saying the report doesn't deserve some critical analysis - and I have no doubt it well get that here - but I think a purple heart-winning former…