Holy shit. Was… that actually moving on-screen?

Something can't stop until it actually starts.

I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

Well I don't know what I expected.

Dang that sucks. I sincerely hope it's manageable.

Well, if you're going to be charming and reasonable about this then I don't know how to respond.

Blackberry is the superior cobbler, you skulking biped.

uh… GIVE ME MONEY!

Yeah yer gonna get that.

I hope the crippling D jokes are mostly just that. Or do that many of you have colons apparently made of rose petals?

"Dull surprise" is a brand, now?

"Make everyone unlikeable and seething with unmotivated resentment."

I'm just here for the hornpipe.

Bold move, Cotton.

"… and then I stepped on the ping-pong ball!"

I don't know if there's a deeper reference here I'm not getting, but it's quite evocative.

Harsh, but fair.

Jeff707 gets it.

I'm just giggling at "bottom."

Just make enough Toms to feed everybody.