I hope he's not in charge of anything that actually affects anyones' lives.

Just tell me I'm pretty and we'll both move on.

Thanks, but I'm gonna stick with willful ignorance in this particular instance.

Well now you're just making shit up, surely.

"Squares aren't rectangles!"

What an exciting time this must be for you.

What a vividly unpleasant comment.

Don't be gross, Tammy.

"Tom Cruise runs like a straight arrow shot from a clenched anus."

I've always interpreted it as "the mechanism by which you make decisions is faulty."

Does it?

Concerning your friend, as my great-grandmother would say, "Oh honey, your picker's broke."

No need for multiples. "Shape of You." One and done.

I dunno… I've been to Amarillo.

You sunnova…

SKN gets it.

Perfect! That's really all I ever wanted.

For my entire career I have signed all office birthday cards to "Sherry."

" 'GROSSSS!' laughed Debbie, wrinkling her nose."

However, I now have a another stellar "fame-whore burn" to add to the list, along with "stay-at-home actress."