5 bucks.

Because she's the kind of person who thinks outrageous accessories are an acceptable substitute for an actual personality?

Upvote for "mashing."

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Ghost of Dead Grampa?

Can't argue your overall point.

This comment is so gorgeously stupid I want to fuck it for two weeks then stop returning its texts.

[everything] is just a [something], so never ever care.

Ah yes. The Larry/Harry Conundrum.

If that was all he said, you might have a valid point.

We can discuss this after you calm down.

After Googling to confirm my memory, it turns out that I apparently conflated her with fellow actress/crackpot Mayim Bialik, who nursed her children until at least age 4.

Way harsh, but fair.

And breast-fed her kids until they were old enough to unbutton her blouse themselves.

Fuck Joel and his scolding bullshit.

"I'm going to allow this!"

There was a dude my ex used to work with who named his sons Colt and Heath, because Lee Majors.

"At this level, the market demands non-linear value."

Eh. George Gamilton and Zsa Zsa woulda been running the same hustle if social media had existed back then.

Made of chocolate or specifically for looking at chocolate.