Well, what’s sad about it is, though he is so ridiculous, the others make him seem almost normal.

Lol. He’s so cringeworthy. He’s like an Alzheimer’s patient, except he’s way too young for that.

That’s awesome about the interview. Good luck!

OK Deep Breaths! So now you’re in the north (ok north midwest) and in a professional position. Err on the side of caution until you get to know the vibe. Go to staple work wear websites like Banana Republic, Ann Taylor Loft, New York and Co. Look at blazers, skirts and pants in dark neutral colors, and blouses in…

Just want to say that I colored my hair a deep red today and I feel pretty. I hope all of you get to do something nice for yourselves, as well.

started watching elementary. joan watson is always dressed so cute. i want.

Now remember: If you must splurge, splurge on hookers and coke in a fancy hotel suite.

Congrats on your paycheck!

I can’t remember if I told you this but no hair ties please! I feel obligated to tell this to every cat owner after surgically extracting an impacted ball of hair ties from a cats stomach.

Still just Diet Coke, do not have strep after all, and binging F is for Family on Netflix. Which I probably shouldn’t allow my 10 year old to watch, but that’s why I’m a cool mom. Also Judy Blume mentioned me in a tweet. Judy mother fucking Blume. The year is done for me. Done.

Moved across the country last week and start my new job Monday. I am TERRIFIED.

Look, Jezzies! Baby kitten update!

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Fruit2o and codeine cough syrup for this little lady. Into the final stretch of my Twilight Zone marathon! I finally got some sleep last night, so I was able to watch a ton of them without commercials. Because my dumb ass DVRed them, despite owning them on DVD. I’m doing my life wrong…

Good luck! You have an ambitious plan, and it sounds like you can actually do it with hard work and commitment. I feel inspired!!

We are saving forty thousand dollars this year, through various methods( eBay, Craigslist, overtime, switching to a dumb phone, cutting grocery budget, etc) to buy our way out of our goddamn underwater, too small, crappy neighborhood, shitty school system house. All last year we worked on paying off all our consumer…

Thanks! I like being as glamorously ridiculous as possible.

i love your fluffy fancy slippers!

My optimistic hope for this year is that I get a little closer to my family. It’s been 5 years since they disowned me, and the past two months one of my sisters has been visiting me. Having one sibling would be amazing.

Anyone want to share their NYE pics? Whether you stayed in or partied it up hard? I stayed in with my little fluffballs, but it didn’t mean I didn’t still get dressed up and fancy like!

It’s the last day of the month; the same day every month that Clinton’s emails have been released since the state dept started releasing them, regardless of weekday. Per a federal judge’s order, if I’m not mistaken.

Oh thank god- I thought I was going to have to buy an US weekly for my light airplane reading. Saved by the state department! Yeah it's alright cause I'm saved by the state department!