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9/30/19

All this article is doing is reporting the basic news from the arrest report. What the fuck were you expecting anyway?

9/26/19

I’m still laughing at the Kars4Kids jingle being the official song of the bad place.

9/26/19

The Nuremberg Defense is and always will be horseshit.

9/17/19

Ah, the dreaded Kavanaugh modification.

9/17/19

Too bad for them.

9/15/19

Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes were the ultimate one-two punch in the comics pages every day. It was like being raised by two older siblings; one sensitive and wise, the other a stoner dropout.

9/15/19

I think of the Midvale school for the gifted every time I push a door handle that says “pull”.

9/12/19

You’re as dumb as that broomstick that you put in your ass “by accident”.

9/12/19

9/12/19

Your proper use of an interrobang pleases me. A star for you.

9/12/19

What are the odds Gillis apologizes by doing a Mickey Rooney in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” impersonation, 50/50?

9/12/19

OMG why are you bringing up things from so far in the past‽ It was 11 months ago! Things were different back then. He didn’t know any better. Nobody did.

9/11/19

9/9/19

This will also do in a pinch.

9/6/19

Hey, it works for Ivanka.

9/6/19

My favorite part is definitely starting her statement by saying “My husband is Jewish.” Like somehow being married to a random Jewish man gives her some additional insight into the Holocaust and Nazi Germany. C’mon son.

9/4/19

They’re just kinda okay looking, but you do you.

9/4/19

“This was a movie!”

9/3/19

The pilot BETTER have had the following lines in the script:

9/3/19

A television series about a pair of resentful baby boomers literally slaughtering millennials? Chris Morris could probably make something insightful from that premise. Howard Gordon, though? The writer of conservative torture porn like “24" and “Homeland”? I doubt it.