Kelly is an objectively awful person, but expressing joy that he’ll get brutally raped in prison is pretty fucking sadistic. Sexual violence in prisons, and the enabling of it, hurts way more people than just those who you deem “deserving”. And in any case, perhaps we as a society should hope that no one is ever…

“She was so fucking ugly, except for the 6 months she was fucking me.”

Yes, but Obama would have been doing it while being black.

“Article II allows me to do whatever I want.”

Are you sure about that?

“Does Trump have ANY friends”

we’re not talking about 1968 in the middle of the Civil Rights Movement with US sprinters on the US national team at the Olympics raising the Black Power fist because American politics are polarized around race in ‘68

We’re talking about Megan Rapinoe getting million dollar contracts specifically because of her sexuality, and because she’s a very very good soccer player. But let’s not make any mistake, if she was a very good soccer player and she were not a very outspoken lesbian, she would be getting fewer contracts because she’s…

Her character has actually held up the best as far as the first movie is concerned, mostly because she’s kind of rolling her eyes at everyone and can’t be bothered with the overall plot (which is how I feel now). It helps that her character seemed to be most comfortable with her sexuality already and didn’t have jack…

I remember it was acclaimed for treating the female characters well because a few of them cum.  For real.  1999 was so long ago, as it turns out.

It has taken two decades, but it appears some have finally started to realize how big of a shitpile American Pie truly is.

That is a really long way to write “boys will be boys”

Your reply confuses me, and seems to be reading a lot into something that isn’t really there. Natasha Lyonne and Shannon Elizabeth had shitty roles in a movie they didn’t relate to because it wasn’t interested in them at all; therefore, they are like zealous fundamentalists?

When you’re not around, I bet ladies talk about how much of a nice guy you are and how they truly, deeply appreciate your respect for them.

TRUMP: Are those people saying “Fuck Trump?” On MY news network?

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Shhhhhh! You might upset and scare the elusive Obama-Trump voters who all hangout in that one Pennsylvania coal country bar the NYT seems to go to.