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He’s in big trouble, Mister.

How rude

Despite having been asked repeatedly to Cut it Out, he refused, and so the judge is not expected to Have Mercy on him.

I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out.

This movie really screwed over Mystique’s character. After becoming fully human we don’t see her again until the third act when it’s revealed she sold Magneto out because “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”.

Alright, guys, I guess that means it’s OK for us to tear down the rest of the Confederate statues and monuments; no point in living in the past, amiirite?

Now this definitely has to be irony. Is this you Jordan?

counterpoint: look how many paragraphs you just spewed into the void

Found the person this movie is about!

Hell, as a pancurious person, I want romances involving a person dating every sexuality and gender out there.

[VAUDEVILLE FANFARE; DANCES OFFSTAGE; FALLS INTO ORCHESTRA PIT]

“The Assassination of The Glorious Chernobyl Reactor By The Coward Ronald Reagan”.

“many historians do not deny that”

Even if the this is true, we would have known about it by now. The Reagan Administration wasn’t even good at keeping the various crimes and atrocities they actually did commit a secret for long. 

Yeah, so strange that the titular character actor thinks she should have been paid equal if not more than a love interest.

Oh yeah it must’ve been his role in Sweet Home Alabama that made Dempsey so much more bankable than Pompeo.

Right! I remember the bluebird sky on 9/11 - driving to work at 7:30 am, my car radio picked up a station from New York City, in New Hampshire. It’s always darkest before the dawn, so it’s always most beautiful before a tragedy?

Even if this weren’t about Chernobyl, the simple attention to 80s detail is better than most shows I’ve seen.

“Or perhaps a series about Katrina, and how that disaster was ultimately not a natural one, but a manmade one, in terms of the failures of levees, and of evacuation protocols, and of recovery efforts, at every level of government.”

Once, I met a cowrker’s husband for the first time, and as I shook his hand, he said with great conviction, “Our son is in theater, and Laura and I think that’s great.”

I am way too saddened by this.
Cats should live forever. And 7 is way too god damn young.