Here’s some “journalism” for you, from the South Park website: 

Realized their beachfront property might be literally underwater in their lifetimes. 

“Only pussies question that”
Lmao, sound intellectual argument here. Why not just use the word ‘snowflakes’ and be done with it. 

Famous nihilists insist, “No, we care about this one thing now.”

I wonder if now they’ll do an episode where they acknowledge many people still use the word “fag” as a homophobic slur.

Opponents of [every new law that would cost them money] argue it is the wrong way to handle the city’s widespread [social problem they’re mostly immune from], [cannot describe what the right way would be, since it generally just boils down to ‘kill all the poor’].

I think most people’s problem is that it always goes in one direction (hot woman, ugly dude) and that EVERY WOMAN ON TV IS ATTRACTIVE.

Avatar: In the Na’vi

How many shows are there with a schlubby unattractive wife and a gorgeous guy?

Ah, Leela’s experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk.

Honestly, if your problem with this trope is physical beauty, fuck off. It’s not about that at all.

Ah, no Peg.

Fro2en?

If he was simply an addict with a spiraling lifestyle, I’d feel sorry for him. But he’s very credibly accused of being a remorseless sexual predator. I can’t feel bad for him - he hurts people as part of his day-to-day life and clearly doesn’t feel the least bit bad about it.

There’s a long, proud (if not quite Out) Hollywood tradition of queer filmmakers behind the camera. And if you listed them on the basis of talent, Singer wouldn’t even make the Top 200.

What are you going to do? Hire a woman? Pah!

I mean when you have a rapist who alienates his actors and hasn’t made a good movie in decades, you’ve GOT to hire him, right?

Any woman pulling a fraction of this shit would have no career by now. But Singer’s getting a Red Sonja adaptation?

No, he should have a different wife in every scene.

It’s just so hard finding women beautiful enough to make for plausible love interests for Kevin James.