Back in the “Twilight” heyday, when all the teen and tween girls were lusting after RPatz, I found it hilarious when it was revealed he lived a pretty grungy lifestyle, hated crowds and fandom, and was super sarcastic and open about how much he abhorred the franchise. Honestly it felt like I had so much more in common…

This didn’t feel like a finale to me.. An episode like “Paraders of the Lost Float” (which was meant to be that season’s finale apparently but had another episode after it) or the 2-part wharf episode are proper finales IMO - the kind that brings together the town (or at least a lot of it). This one not only didn’t…

Jimmy has a turtle too. “You’ve met Terry like a thousand times, Zeke.”

I loved her take as Gail King playing off Keenan’s R. Kelly. 

If it’s absolutely critical that everyone look like a medieval person, we better start fucking up all the actors’ teeth.

I like how you’ve gone from “there weren’t any browns” to “there was only that ONE, ok.” Moving the goalposts is such a transparent tactic. The fact that one existed means many more could. It provides a realistic “historically accurate” means to represent them in fiction.

I got a “Futurama” notification for this?

I’m looking forward to it, simply because I liked the first one a lot. Linda Woolverton wrote the screenplay for that one and apparently returned for this one, and she was responsible for their animated “Beauty and the Beast.”

awwww someone has a angry

How the fuck does not having certain kinds of skin tones on people equate to putting telephones in a story loosely based on medieval history? A story can have any kind of bizarro-looking living creature it wants but oh no, a single Black person is a bridge too far? Even in Japan there was a famous Black samurai. In…

I’m just here for all the delicious comments from the hyper-sensitive, hyper-defensive white guys (and probably also NBPOC) who took real time out of their days to eagerly declare how over-sensitive, pointless, and dumb this is, but.. you know, in a CASUAL way.

I also have a BFA, and here’s my secret to learning how to be around all those Art School Kids: You stop focusing on being better than everyone else and start focusing on being better than yourself. Once you get that it’s about personal growth, “drawing better” than the rando next to you becomes irrelevant -…

At least with Chenoweth, she is 100% in on the joke and completely owns her diva singer status. It also helps that she’s an actual nice person in real life, earnestly works her butt off, and frankly, doesn’t need more work. Doesn’t seem to be the same for Ms. Michele.

Ryan Murphy is a gay man, but a cisgender white one. His experiences and apparently his curiosities all begin and end with Saint Kurt.

and flutes! ...do YOU play flute?

Well, Bob says “I used to make gingerbread houses with her before she died,” but I don’t think there was a timestamp placed on it. That could mean anything from early childhood to early 20s, IMO. 

Next time just replace “annoying” with “shrill” or “over-emotional.”

Get back to me when it’s 3 girls and one boy. Cuz so far the only media property to subvert the trope is Steven Universe

Seriously, Lickitung looks like it hurts to BE him. 

Show me a movie with Rachel Dratch as an amiable goof-ball getting Channing Tatum as a busy billionaire.