Seriously, Lickitung looks like it hurts to BE him. 

Show me a movie with Rachel Dratch as an amiable goof-ball getting Channing Tatum as a busy billionaire.

Schumer usually ends up with a hot guy in her movies.

Yeah, I definitely think some of these little rage monsters on the internet should go join the Army. Better than shooting up synagogues or schools.

I feel I’m relevant to this conversation somehow.

Is that “Aladdin” screenshot supposed to be from the point in the movie where he’s poor and she’s pretending to be? Because they’re dressed like pretty wealthy residents. 

They were so preoccupied with the idea that they NintenCOULD, they didn’t stop to consider whether they NintenSHOULD.

correction: WHITE PEOPLE did this.

I had a roommate who was a sharp-as-nails history major in college, and she can’t STAND Chernow biographies. She thinks the source material isn’t given its proper due at the expense of making the book palatable to a wide audience. Needless to say, she ain’t exactly a fan of LMM’s Hamilton, either.

Not nice.

because... his writing DOESN’T do any of the things I talked about. It was “woke” in the late ‘90s/early ‘00s. Not so much twenty years later and he hasn’t bothered to grow.

Feminism is about dismantling the toxic social structures designed by straight cisgender men to keep women and gender nonconforming persons subservient and disempowered. Aka “The Patriarchy.” The phrase “Men and women can be equal now” is what lazy sitcom writers think feminism is, as they proceed to write jokes about…

Love “Must Be Dreaming.”

Ah yes, the ol’ “anyone who criticizes Bernz must be a corporatist centrist asshole who actually wants the election rigged against him [AGAIN]” argument

You know, I think you nailed why exactly it’s as unmemorable as it is: Because it relies so heavily on those common tropes. It tried to blend in so much and make itself SO accessible to audience brains that it accidentally made itself redundant. It reminds me of the game companies who think they can release an…

I am super curious how Lee will tackle this type of “white savior” story. 

holy SHIT. Janet’s got that down PERFECT. 

OMG I can definitely already hear the voice.

No.

So he’s “one-eighth Jewish?” Uh.. no.