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Two classic movies via The Simpsons: “Citizen Kane” and “The Shining.”

I wonder where he did emigrate to. I’m guessing an English-speaking nation, or a nation where English is at least prominently used? I’m also guessing it wasn’t The Bahamas

Huh, why do I suspect that the same dudes who whined about their “childhoods being raped” won’t be as pissed off about this? Why, indeed?

He’s always been far right-wing. Doesn’t surprise me.

I like how the writers had no idea what to do with either of the girl main characters, so that after enough seasons passed they made one a housewife who’s actually a drug-loving sexual deviant and the other a victim of her own family’s and indeed the world’s persistent abuse; be it psychological, physical, or…

“You can be whatever you want.”

Wish I could double-star this for your excellent alternate movie titles

I mean with 2 sexual assaulters on the SCOTUS and majority men there’s not much of a chance for that avenue is there

I never respond to shitheads in the greys. There’s one who responded to me elsewhere about Hillary’s emails. I mean LORD. Get a life.

You mean the tweets he since apologized for, long before people tried to oust him from his contract with Disney?

Uh huh.

I mean, it worked for Versailles.

Ahhhhh yes, the ol’ “I TOTALLY support women. I’m just not concerned about women in this one AREA. I mean, let’s not FORCE anything. Can’t they just prove themselves like anyone else with their talent? The system is completely fair and objective. I’m oh so very concerned about those OTHER statistics though, so maybe…

The headline looks pretty indistinguishable from a given A.V. Club headline but ok

what, slamming a sexual predator who ruined women’s careers (or threatened to) if they spoke out about him being a predator? You’re right, some real hard-hitting feminist take THAT is, it DESERVES to be published on an extremist website like Jezebel that [checks notes] advocates for women prisoners to have basic human…

Turn 40. 

They were brown “invader” kids though, you need like 10 of those to be worth the life of a good ol’ American dog in the GOP’s eyes.

Watson’s reaction to the child boxing is almost quotable. I forget the exact wording, but he gets into it.

So my initial utter creeped out revulsion upon seeing American Beauty wasn’t off base. I’m guessing the method he used for that character was just pretending the character he jerked off to in the shower and later sexually assaulted was male rather than female