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“Oh no, I ran over Wilson!!”

Hey did you hear everyone is protesting on Putin’s birthday? I wonder if it would be better or worse if he murdered the opposition leader he arbitrarily imprisoned

Does that make Ayn Rand “Miss Cleo”?

General Organa :’(

Anyone else gonna comment on how this dumb condiment was actually a racially tone-deaf tie-in to the movie Mulan? It would be like if they made a California roll Happy Meal to tie in to the latest Miyazaki pic.

I can’t believe that guy is a year YOUNGER than me. He looks like he’s in his mid 40's. I guess that’s what being a hateful asswipe does to you.

one of the greatest episodes, for sure, possibly my favorite out of the entire series. I always say the opening 5 minutes of that episode provide more irreverence and comedy than most later seasons of the Simpsons do in 5 episodes.

Good lord, I had COMPLETELY forgotten Marge was an accomplished artist. I was reading this and thinking, “huh, where’d THAT skill come from?” Marge has so often been given the short end of the stick.. no real lasting friends outside her family, not many casual interests outside of what we see her do in episodes in

I really like this show. I wasn’t sure how it could move along plot-wise, since everyone was getting rebooted anyway, and they’re all trapped there, and it seems no matter what everyone is just destined for some form of Bad Place, but now it feels like they have a direction.

They see him as a sentient being that can sign off on tax cuts. That’s it. That’s all.

He was still acting?

jfc, he even unbuttons the top of his shirts. Ugh.

As tragic as the many deaths of classic rockers are, I think it’s important to keep some perspective - rock stars for the most part have lived hard lives with periods of substance use (and abuse) and just overall poor health. Just being a SMOKER can increase your risk of dying by the time you’re in your 60's. I think

I loved this movie as a kid. Me and my brother watched the VHS endlessly. We can almost quote the entire movie.

Jeez, the troll farms are on Kinja, too? Oy.

I don’t know if Kung Fu was big, but it seems every time some show decides to have a successor with a female or POC (or WOC) lead, people pounce on it.

“I don’t see color.” .... “until they cast a Black woman as the lead in a sci-fi show, then suddenly I do see color and it’s VERY UPSETTING TO ME.”

[takes deep breath] FORCED DIVERSITY! SJW PC POLICE! This is about our CHILDHOODS. OUR CHILDHOOOOOODS. I’m all for inclusion but not when it’s FORCED.
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“Jake-a Sully-man! Best friend, man, me have his back and he have-a mine, man!” [goofily high fives whatever character is closest]

God, what’d he say THIS time...