More specifically, all birds ARE dinosaurs, in much the same way that all humans are primates.

Not a fair comparison. Jesse's not really a supporting character.

Great job, O'Neal!.

Risible.

Pretend none of us have a clue about the relationships your describing, then reread what you just wrote and ask yourself if we know who firstborn's daughter's dad is?

6/10

Reddit delenda est.

Exactly this.

"Give up the rock" = "Pass me the ball"

Dowd, we need to talk about your letter grades. You describe an artistically bankrupt movie with pretty scathing metaphors (I give the comparison to Chinese luxury car knockoffs an 8/10 on my hating scale) and then give it a D+.

'“Will I pay $22 to own a t-shirt that has been egregiously appropriated from an
icon of my youth I didn't adequately understand in the first place?,” I asked
myself. And the answer came back, “Yes sir, I will.”'

I was middle school when it first came out. I'm now in my early 30s. You're fucking old, dude.

I initially had your reaction, but politely sat through it with my friends until it totally redeems itself in the last 5 minutes.

Bad stuff was happening to Amy Smart in each scenario, it wasn't just happening to Ashton. The only reason she stayed with her pops originally was because of her crush on Ashton. By alienating her, she goes to live with her mom instead.

@avclub-675cf4954ee45de77c149af8d2c8186f:disqus Get off my lawn.

Poor John Woo. He made Hard Boiled! What the fuck happened?

I feel like these articles are written as a primer for self-conscious hipsters who overheard someone they want to impress talking about a band.

Whenever I'm at a metal show and someone tries to assert their alpha neckbeard status, I just ask him if he likes Linkin Park.

Bohemia is a great Vienna Lager. Great pick.

Pulp.