Edit, reading comprehension fail + used to seeing transphobic shit on here in the past = my bad.

It's oil, guys.

If she likes red wine, buy her something like Rodenbach Gran Cru (sweet/sour balsamic thing going on) or Rochefort 10 (big stone fruit and caramel). If she likes ciders, buy her a saison like Saison Dupont. These are all pretty easy to find at Whole Foods or similar.

His run on Swamp Thing would be a great alternative.

How the fuck do you put Hayden Christiansen AND that little shit from the first prequel AND Darth Vader in the same picture? They are the same fucking character.

@Dikachu:disqus Usually when people expound on something, they do so by directly addressing the specific criticism levied against them, instead of saying something tangential to what is under discussion and then dismissing the critic as an internet troll. Go ahead and pat yourself on the back, though.

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What the fuck does puberty have to do with anything? Do you magically gain the emotional intelligence to understand the ramifications of your decisions when your balls drop?

Supercollider? I barely knew her!

We already have two words for that "promiscuous" and "doormat."

KOTH + Rashomon = fuck yes

That's really ignorant. You're essentially saying that these people have no internal complexities, and are in fact defined by the qualities they possess that distinguish them as being something other than the majority.

My favorite is the episode of Beavis and Butthead where a Sebadoh (I think, could have been GBV, or some other lo fi act) video comes on and they tell the band to go ahead and start over, but this time remember to rock.

My favorite is tied between the use of The Pogues' "If I should fall from grace with God." to advertise Subaru and the use of their "Sunnyside of the street." to advertise for Cadillac.

He has a similar bit about ten minutes into "seriously funny."

Kevin Hart lost me with his "My worst fear is having a gay son." bit.

I went to an old money wedding in the Garden District of New Orleans a few months ago, and it was the creepiest shit I've ever seen, for precisely the reasons outlined in your last parenthetical. 300 white face, and 2 black ones being served by a uniformly black waitstaff. I'm much more used to Southern California…

I would have also accepted Lullabuy of London.